powernerd; you wish you was this cool

I am the sexiest mofo in all of the mofo land

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.
Phone died: this gif.
Failed a test: this gif.
Period: this gif.
Lots of homework: this gif.
I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

rushings:

To every girl out there this summer who doesnt feel like theyre good enough.

kryptolou:

I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.

<3

I love this picture of her :3 she’s incredibly cute and sexy. ^^
MY GIRLFRIEND
#pride.

if you’re suffering from depression and feel like you want to die?

1. tell yourself to hold on one more day. then read number 2.

2. come back the day after and read number 1.

letsgethighonlove:

Day 87. Okay guys so today I was really sick again but since it was my first day off for Easter I had to go see Mark, because well… he’s fab. And we went to his house and watched some Nerdy Nummies videos for a bit and then we got into bed and watched The Hunger Games together, and he got really into it which was great because I love that film! And I ship Katniss and Peeta so hard they should already have 50 children. Also after The Hunger Games, Mark’s mum made us food which was really nice! And then I had to come home and be annoyed by my family once again, urgh.

direwolvesofgallifrey:

labyrinthing:

ned-schneebly:

the-muffin-master:

peanutbutter-nutella:

gameandwatch:

askinnyblackman:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO

do you know how long i have been looking for this post

you have no fucking idea

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK

The last time I reblogged this, I think about 6,000 people reblogged it from me and visited my blog. I still get people visiting on that post.

always reblog

Wtf

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

I give up.

190681 listens

Reblog if you put ketchup all over your fries and feel you’re allowed to because why the fuck would you share them?

i have come to the conclusion that people who can’t snap their fingers are actually wizards and we’re born without the ability to snap our fingers because we can’t know we’re wizards.

my girlfriend is the best, i just randomaly started to act like i had been taken over by an alien hive mind and this is what she did

mark: bzzzzz. must destroy humans. bzzzzzz.
emma: i'm human though D:
mark: must bring emma into the hive mind. bzzzzzz.
emma: :O
mark: *walks slowly to you*
emma: *looks at you*
mark: *points at you*
emma: *be's shocked*
mark: bzzzzzzzzzzzz
emma: :O
mark: *touches your forehead with my finger and twists it*
emma: *looks worried as you do*
mark: bzzzz?
emma: bzzzzz?
mark: *turns and walks*
emma: *walks with you*
mark: bzzzzzz. *kills the first human we see*
emma: *kills the humans* bzzzzz.

luciferslittlewhore:

I think I reblogged this a few hours ago.
I don’t care.

nevers-andforevers:

karrijasminetho:

adreamersambition:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

oh God

!!

omFG